Friday, June 27, 2008

Open Letter to Michelle Wie

Dear Michelle

Send Mom and Pop packing. Finish University.

Start Over.

You'd be nine off the lead yesterday if we give you a par instead of your nine; that's not going to make it for a while. Just study hard, maybe even put the clubs away until school's over. A Stanford degree is worth a lot and will open doors for you, even if you never get the game you never had that we were told you had.

Truly, Best Wishes.

Love,
the redanman

p.s. When school is done, to help your abysmal putting, try Dave Stockton or Stan Utley, not Dave Pelz.

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