Tuesday, May 05, 2009

Never Invite Guests that Need THIS Much Help

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The Club is committed to providing you with a unique golf experience.
Toward that end, it is important that you abide by our policies.
We have very few rules, but we are not tolerant of anyone that disrespects those that we do have.
Guests must be accompanied by a member at all times and should not arrive more than 30 minutes prior to their member host.
When the member leaves The Club, so must his guests.
Cell Phones and Blackberries shall be concealed at all times and may be used only in your automobile.
The use of the Club’s fax machine for business purposes is not permitted. (I love this one)
Our expected pace of play for a fourball is three hours and forty-five minutes, so you are encouraged to walk briskly.
Carts are not permitted to be used without the prior approval of the Golf Professional.
When permitted, carts may be driven only on fairways and trails. They may not be driven in the roughs or native grass areas.
It is the players responsibility to properly fix or replace divots and ball marks.
There are no rakes in our bunkers or dunes, so we ask that you smooth your tracks and prints with your feet.
Shirts with collars are required.
Shirts must be tucked in at all times.
Hats must be worn forward.
Bermuda length shorts may be worn.
Cargo shorts or pants are not permitted.
All golf shoes shall be spikeless.
Caddies shall be required at all times. They are independent contractors to the player.
Any photography taken on the course shall be limited to personal use and may not be used for any commercial purposes.
Please discard all trash and cigarette/cigar butts in the appropriate container.
Cash tipping of club employees is not permitted.

Maybe I am crazy

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