For those unable to operate without visual stimulation, a sample of why friends don't let friends turn Fazio loose on a Strong or other "Old" course
What ever happened to random lies? Is that stuff Astroturf?
For Tommy: it's not poetry, it's to be sung to "America the Beautiful"
Oh beeeeeautiful, for framing's sake
Augusta waves of sand
Strong did be'er than tha'
'S Beyond com-pre-hen-shun
Oh Fazio, Oh Fazio
Leave Mahster work alone
For golfer's sake
Please take a break
From re-cree-ay-shuns
Well actually, not of beauty
It's bloody damned awful
To think of what once
Upon there stood
Replaced by the above (see photo) ...
Oh Fazio, Oh Fazio
Leave Mahster work alone
For tradition's sake
Please take a break
From your cree-ay-shuns
Sea Island ... gone
Old Saucon ... gone
Inverness, Pinehurst Four
Riviera gave Tommy N a stroke
And not just with a club!
Oh Fazio, Oh Fazio
Leave Mahster work alone
For tradition's sake
Please take a break
Do only new work now
Whilst speaking of Saucon Valley Old, here's a couple of good laughs
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